What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:28

Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What has been your best sexual experience?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?